Certified Mind-Blower

[Certified Mind-Blower]

[arabwife]

I wanna drop everything and travel the world

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[lyrium]

i just saw a post that redid POTUS as SCROTUS which stands for “so called ruler of the united states” and i wanted to let you all know that’s how i will exclusively refer to trump henceforth

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[bullied]

90% of the contacts in my phone are useless.

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[just-shower-thoughts]

Fire trucks are actually water trucks

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[queenpoutine]

Damn i got expensive taste for someone with only $4

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[vollkommen-allein]

“But why, why, why can’t people just say what they mean?”

— (via verbautezukunft)

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[best-shower-thoughts]

A vanilla soy latte is a three-bean soup. (source)

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[chillxmami]

still healing from things I don’t speak about

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[pondwitch]

worlds tallest vampire

[pondwitch]

count everest